Sith Lord Application Form

Sith Lord Application Form

This form is to be used by all practioners of the Dark Side who wish to rise to the status of 'Sith Lord'. Please note, succesful applicants will have to pay a duty tax of 20 credits

Please read through all questions thoroughly. Fill in all your details in the saces provided. See the officer or Dark Lord on duty if you have any further questions.

Section A: Personal Details
1.Name (full): Darth
2.Age:
3.Race:
4.Planet of Origen:
5.Union Number:

Section B: Image Projection. The following section is on the image you wish to convey as a Sith Lord.
1.What is the main colour of your apparel?
a)Black
b)Off Black
c)Charcoal
d)Fuchsia
e)Other (specify)

2.Describe you apparel. You may include one picure for demonstration purposes.
a)Robe
b)Hood
c)Mask
d)Armour
e)Nipple Rings
f)Other (specify)

3.Describe your voice.
a)Deep
b)Resonating
c)Mechanical
d)Untranslateable
e)Squeeky
f)Other (specify)

4.How would you demonstrate you are using the force?
a)Thrust an open hand forward at my target
b)Give my target an evil death stare
c)Thrust my crotch at the target
d)Dance a jig
e)Other (specify)

5.On a scale of 1 to 10 how evil are you? (1 being do-gooder wuss, 10 being awesomly hellish babyeater)

Section C: Modus Operandi. This section is on your usual method of procedure.

1.What type of Sith Lord would you be, and how do you enact your evil scemes?
a)I am an evil mastermind, I plot behind the scenes
b)I am an assassin, I swiftly and silently dispatch my foes
c)I am a proud warrior and meet my opponent in open combat
e)I am a school teacher, I use psycholical warfare on my foes
f) I am a telemarketer, I instigate a campaign of harassment
g)Other (specify)

2.What is your daily average minion kill rate?
a)5
b)10
c)20
d)It varies on my mood
e) Other (specify)

3. How do you deal with a newly captured foe?
a)Use the force to kill them
b)Use my lightsabre to kill them
c)Leave them in a cell that they can easily escape out of
d)Other (specify)

4. What is your plan for universal domination?
a)Use complex political mechanations to subvert and corrupt the administrative systems
b)Manipulate the void in the force to drain the life essence from entire planets
c)Build a mobile space station with a large armada, and blow things up
e)Use my highly trianed singing skills and win Idol
f)Other (specify)

Section D: Flare. What makes you unique as a Sith Lord

1.What is your signature weapon for dualing?
a)Lighsabre single
b)Lightsabre dual
c)Lightsabre double
d)Vibroblade
e)Blaster
f)Lightwhip
g)Capital ship/command station from orbit
h)Other (specify)

2.Do you have any unique powers?
a)Force explode opponents
b)Force implode opponents
c)Chameleon
d)Turn opponents into Twi'lek cantina dancers
e)Force urinate opponents
f)No
g)Other (specify)

3.What is your catch phrase?
a)Nothing is more powerful than the force
b)I am your father
c)Give in to the dark side
d)Come to the Drunk Side
e)Thats no small moon, that's your mamma
c)Other (specify)

This completes the Sith Lord application form. Succesful applicants will be notified within two weeks of their new status change.

May the Force be with you.

Name: Darth Sluggus
Age: 416
Race: Slug
Planet of Origin: Sluggsdom
Union Number: 59303902/32


What is the main colour of your apparel?

Black


Describe you apparel. You may include one picure for demonstration purposes.

Black Robes, Darth Sidius looking


Describe your voice.

Deep


How would you demonstrate you are using the force?

Give my target an evil death stare


What type of Sith Lord would you be, and how do you enact your evil scemes?

I am a proud warrior and meet my opponent in open combat


What is your daily average minion kill rate?

It varies on my mood


What is your plan for universal domination?

Manipulate the void in the force to drain the life essence from entire planets


What is your signature weapon for dualing?

Lighsabre single


Do you have any unique powers?

Force explode opponents


What is your catch phrase?

Give in to the dark side

uh oh

Usually I prefer to be evil, but for some wierd reason I prefer jedi to sith.

To Darth Sluggus

Congradulations on your succesful application for the rank of Sith Lord. You now bear all the rights and responsibilities of a Sith Lord, and are entitled to one free coffee per day at your local participating cafe. All your powers, weapons, clothes and ship (swoop not included) receive a free upgrade.

20 credits will now be deducted from your account. May the force be with you


@ wasder Please refer to the Jedi Master Application Form (currently out of stock).